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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I can't explain

I've got something to share. I rarely post viral videos on the blog simply because they're viral, which means you've already seen them 15 times by the time someone comes up to you and tells you should see them. Also, posting virals on your blog is this decade's equvilalent to last decade's crime of fowarding on those "Don't delete this if you love America" e-mails. Or, more recenlty, posting lolcats pictures.

But, I've got to show you this because it is absolutely without a doubt the most frighteningly disturbing musical performance I have ever seen in my entire life. You're right. It does involve Celine Dion.

Remember, I don't do this lightly. But it's something that simply requires viewing to be believed. It's also Exhibit A in the argument that Celine should be loaded aboard the next shuttle mission and jettisoned into space once the earth's gravitational pull has been broken.

So without further ado, here's Celine performing AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long." Her air guitar alone will make you want to rip your ears off your head and fashion them into a blindfold to cover your eyes. I'm not being dramatic. It's that bad. And watch for the smug, self-acknowledging nod she gives the audience at the 27-second mark. It sums it all up:


ThomG said...

My retinas are scorched. I will have nightmares. And I threw up in my mouth, a little.

urpy said...

LOL, Thom. And, wow, that was just embarrassing to watch.

d said...

Doesn't she have PR people? if so they need to be fired. Friends don't let friends do air guitar Multiple times on the national stage. and it was more like air tambourine anyway. and is she gay?

ThomG said...

Congrats on cracking the 10,000 hit list.

Just so you know, Celine Dion is the keeper of one of the keys that will unlock the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Ronifer269 said...

You create the petition and I'll sign. I remember seeing that footage awhile ago; my disgust hasn't waned since then.

Spencer G said...

I'm not the biggest AC/DC fan, but this is an abomination.

Anonymous said...

Good lord.

That's frightening, like in that "I just saw my grandma naked" kind of way.

That being said, I'd still hit it.

The Sab

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